I heart Phantom

If you have never checked out The Phantom of the Office, watch it here and enjoy it. Please.

Anyway, if you don't want to watch it, you're gonna find out about him anyways.
Everybody's favourite College Humor employee is the man they call Phantom; the is the loveless, charred soul of a man who is haplessly in love with Sarah, or as he refers to her as Sah-rah, and who would stop at nothing to get her.

Weird? Yes. Likable? Hell yes! Comic genius? Abso-fucking-lutely! Everything the guy touches turns to gold... or dies. Whatevs!

Anywho, I adore the man with no name. He sort of reminds me of myself. Bumbling around his day life, making quips about some uninteresting stuff and shooting the shit with people who don't want shit shot at them.

Gotta go, my lamb shank is near... Oh, you won't understand the reference!

Bye!