I heart Phantom

If you have never checked out The Phantom of the Office, watch it here and enjoy it. Please.

Anyway, if you don't want to watch it, you're gonna find out about him anyways.
Everybody's favourite College Humor employee is the man they call Phantom; the is the loveless, charred soul of a man who is haplessly in love with Sarah, or as he refers to her as Sah-rah, and who would stop at nothing to get her.

Weird? Yes. Likable? Hell yes! Comic genius? Abso-fucking-lutely! Everything the guy touches turns to gold... or dies. Whatevs!

Anywho, I adore the man with no name. He sort of reminds me of myself. Bumbling around his day life, making quips about some uninteresting stuff and shooting the shit with people who don't want shit shot at them.

Gotta go, my lamb shank is near... Oh, you won't understand the reference!

Bye!

It's been too long baby...

Yeah, so, first of all, hello and welcome... again.

I haven't checked this blog in so long, it's unreal. So much shit has changed in my life, not huge changes, just minimal changes, probably not even changes at all. I grown about 3 inches... in height. I tried but ultimately failed to grow a beard. I still have no girlfriend and I still have my vast majority of friends. Leeds United, finally, got promoted from League 1 after three years and I got hella drunk to celebrate. Uni has finished for the year and now I'm counting down the days 'til I jet off to the good ol' U S of A.

So yeah, that's about it really. I'm gonna try and keep this blog update from now on with all my ramblings from everyday life, like you give a fuck anyway, but yeah, hope you, someone, anyone, out there enjoys it.

Peace outs bros and bitches! Much love xx.